the last organic salad i ate had a bug on it, just inches from my mouth. (i guess i should be grateful i didn't find half a bug.)
and yesterday, as i picked up a bag of organic mulch from our garage, i had a near death experience when a four-inch cockroach crawled out of the bag and up my arm. did you read that carefully? CRAWLED. UP. MY. ARM.
now it's lost in the garage (because those stupid things can run like 90 mph) and if it finds its way into our house, i'm moving.
